Dear Mr. Bear,

The next time you would like to take our garbage and completely cover our lawn with food, please do not knock over a completely full yard waste container of grass...it is very heavy and not easy to clean up - there is nothing in there for you. Also, the next time you decide to snack in our yard, please do not sit right on my tiger lillies, it took months for them to come up and now they are completely snapped in half. Just a warning if you sit in my flower bed again, Wade has full permission to shoot you. (forgot to take a picture)